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The Epstein Files: A Cover-Up Satire Coloring Book

Type: Download/printable PDF coloring book

Pages: 6 Pages

Size: 8.5 x 11 in

Topic: Epstein files satire coloring book


The government passed the Epstein Transparency Act to make you feel like you have power. Then Trump's DOJ broke that law to remind you that you don’t. Only 50% of the files have been released and there's nothing you can do about it. Case closed.


This six page Epstein files satire coloring book celebrates the rich guy tradition of never losing. Relax as you journey through sealed files, missing evidence, and a corrupt justice system! 


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