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coloring club

Find a coloring book you want, click the "Download – Members Only" button, and it'll drop into your cart. When you're ready, click the shopping bag at the top of the page, hit "Checkout" (don't worry, your order will be $0), then click "Place Order". You'll land on a confirmation page with your download link. We'll email them too, so the only thing you lose today is your faith in humanity. Open, print, color, weep, repeat.

Never. You lock in your rate the day you join, and that's your price forever, no matter how greedy our grubby little hands get. And trust us, they get grubby. We'd love nothing more than to nickel-and-dime you into oblivion like every other subscription service. But we can't. We tied our own greedy hands behind our back the second you signed up. You're welcome.

No. Nothing shows up at your door except federal ICE agents, and we can't help you with those. Every page is a digital, print-it-yourself PDF, sized for standard letter paper. You bring the printer, the paper, and the rage. We bring the evil monsters.

So you're leaving. Fine. Go to "My Membership," click your plan, and scroll to "Cancel Membership Plan." It ends at your billing cycle, so you've got time to reconsider your terrible decision. So go ahead. Walk away, color your little pages alone in the dark, and pretend you don't need us anymore. We both know how this ends. See you next month, loser.