Color the News started with a simple observation: the worst people on Earth are having the best time of their lives. Billionaires buy corrupt politicians and steal taxpayer dollars. Bankers crash the economy sending millions into poverty. Rich celebrities commit crimes. And every single time, the punishment is a lucrative book deal and a flashy magazine cover.

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We aren't prosecutors. We have no subpoena power. What we do have is an unshakeable belief that a corrupt official looks way better with a green mustache, rainbow hair, and googly eyes.

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​A Political Satire Coloring Club

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So every week we draw the worst villains, from the fraudsters, the war profiteers, the unaccountable rich, as coloring pages, and we hand them over to you. Scribble until the marker bleeds right through their ugly faces. It is, legally and emotionally, the most accountability any of them will ever face.

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​New Printable Coloring Pages Every Week

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Underneath the jokes, the point is real: satire is one of the oldest tools we have for refusing to look away. Naming the powerful, drawing them small, and laughing together is a centuries-old coping mechanism for the completely powerless. We're just doing it with crayons. Every page we create is a work of parody, protected by the First Amendment, and built for people who are tired, furious, and out of better options.​​