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Cover of Drain the Swamp, a satirical political coloring book featuring a Trump-like swamp monster
Coloring page of a swamp monster rising from the muck beside a skull and a grinning alligator
Coloring page of a swamp monster using the United States Constitution as toilet paper
Coloring page of swamp monsters clutching fistfuls of cash in a money-filled swamp
Coloring page of a swamp monster holding a giant Trump Bribecoin in a swamp of coins
Colored example of the swamp monster rising from the muck, from the Drain the Swamp coloring book
Colored example of the Constitution toilet paper page in swamp greens
Colored example of the cash-grabbing swamp monsters page
Colored example of the Trump Bribecoin swamp page
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Drain the Swamp: The Swamp Monster Satire Coloring Book

Type: Download/printable PDF coloring book

Pages: 4 Pages

Size: 8.5 x 11 in

Topic: Drain the swamp satire coloring book


Grab your most depressing shades of brown and swamp-green because this Drain the Swamp coloring book is here to help you process the steady decay of democracy through therapeutic scribbling. You'll get to painstakingly shade every dripping glob of muck on a strangely familiar political figure as he casually uses the US Constitution for toilet paper and happily hoards a stash of freshly printed cash. You'll even get to add a golden shine to the official Trump Bribecoin, the only cryptocurrency backed by the full faith and credit of a swamp. It's the absolute perfect indoor activity for those quiet, soul-crushing evenings.


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The swamp has a paper trail — it's called The Epstein Files. And the swamp monster's physician swears he's never been healthier: The Healthiest President in History. Everything else is in the Coloring Club Vault.


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