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Cover of The $cam Blondi Hearing, a Pam Bondi satire coloring book with the tagline Color Between the Lies
Coloring page of an attorney general pointing and claiming critics are deflecting from Trump's greatness
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The $cam Blondi Hearing | Pam Bondi Satire Coloring Book

Type: Download/printable PDF coloring book

Pages: 6 Pages

Size: 8.5 x 11 in

Topic: Pam Bondi satire coloring book


Relax as you color your way through $cam Blondi frantically pivoting to the Dow Jones mid-sentence at a sex trafficking hearing, calling lawyers losers while actively being the worst lawyer in the room, and insisting that anyone asking about the Epstein files are actually just trying to deflect from Donald Trump's greatness. Any resemblance to Attorney General Pam Bondi is intentional and hilarious.


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