Where's Mitch? coloring book cover: a cartoon Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed with an IV drip, smiling and holding a Washin

Where's Mitch? coloring page: an aide asks 'Senator, are you okay? Can you hear me?' as an elderly senator freezes at a 'Say

Political satire coloring page: an elderly senator falls in a Capitol hallway outside an office door as a startled colleague

Coloring page from Where's Mitch?: two paramedics wheel an elderly senator on a stretcher toward an open ambulance on a tree-

Where's Mitch? coloring page: a senator on a plane holds a phone, saying 'I'm on my way back from Ukraine. How's Mitch doing?

Satirical coloring page of a moonlit cemetery with a flower-covered headstone reading 'Senator Lindsey Graham 1955–2026.'

Where's Mitch?

Type: Download/printable PDF coloring book

Pages: 6 Pages

Size: 8.5 x 11 in

Topic: Mitch McConnell / Lindsey Graham satire coloring book

🖨️Printer required

Where's Mitch? is a coloring book documenting the senator everyone keeps checking on. Inside: 6 printable coloring pages featuring a podium freeze, a hallway fall, and an ambulance ride. He's holding up fine. Ask everyone who's had a twenty minute phone call with him. He's sitting up in his hospital bed reading the sports page right now.

Instant PDF download. Print as many copies as your rage requires. Color carefully, because he's outlasted everyone who worried about him. It's the perfect way to passively dissociate while society slowly collapses.

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He said no to term limits and the actuarial tables agreed. Watch the base he built in MAGA in the Wild or see who's still standing in Drain the Swamp.