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Jesus Gets Ice'd
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Blessed are the meek, for they shall be deported. Turns out, a Middle Eastern man with no birth certificate, no permanent address, and a radical message about loving your neighbor is exactly the kind of guy ICE is on the hunt for.
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This four-page collection captures the story of Jesus getting ICE'd in Minneapolis. Turns out, a Middle Eastern man with no birth certificate, no permanent address, and a radical message about loving your neighbor is exactly the kind of guy the Republican Party is trying to get rid of. Relax as you color your way through civil liberties violations, disproportionate force, and the world's most aggressive game of "Papers, Please."
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Page 1
The domestic terrorist!
Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be shot at point-blank range.
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Page 2
the would-be assassin!
Love thy neighbor, unless thy neighbor is being shoved to the ground by federal agents, in which case, mind thy business or get publicly executed with 10 bullets to the back.
Page 3
The littlest Bait!
"Let the little children come to me" hits different when the little children are being snatched and shipped off to chain-link cages where the fluorescent lights stay on 24/7.
Page 4
The road blocker!
"Turn the other cheek" so ICE agents can smash in your window and drag you across the pavement because you blocked the road on your way to a doctor appointment.
And here's the little big man who made it all possible, Greg Bovino, Border Patrol Commander-at-Large. His favorite hobbies include walking around in his SS garb from 1939 and throwing tear gas at protestors.
Page 5
The Man Behind the Curtain!
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